12 Hilarious ASOS Fails That Will Make You Howl

May 2, 2019

3 min read

Free delivery & returns, body positivity, a huge selection of brands...and hilarious viral shopping fails. Who are we talking about? ASOS of course!

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We took to Twitter to hunt down some of the best ASOS fails of all-time to bring you guaranteed giggles. From shoe mishaps to mixed-up orders, when it comes to online shopping disasters, it seems anything is possible.

1. Multiple freebies with new ASOS jeans

We had heard ASOS were including freebies in some of their orders, but this is perhaps taking it a little far...

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2. Oversized takes on a whole new meaning

Oversized sunnies are all the rage...aren't they? We think you look rather trendy Lewis! Very sci-fi.

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3. She's got two left feet

And we're not referring to a #dancefail. We're not quite sure what ASOS were expecting customers to do with these, but hey, maybe they know something we don't.

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4. I'm sure that's not what I ordered...

It's an oldie but a goodie. The most common #shoppingfail we saw was customers receiving the wrong order. It may not be bang on, but we think this is workable...sort of.

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5. I'm really sure that's not what I ordered

These take things to another level.

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I don't know Jordan, we think this would look rather sweet on you.

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Maybe you could link up with Alex and go to the ball together?

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If you're worried about getting home late, we hear Becky's pretty tough and will have your back...she definitely won't be attending that wedding now so give her a bell.

6. ASOS launch new cracker range

We can't work out if this was intentional or not. Is ASOS branching out or just trying to keep their customers well fed? Either way, we'd prefer Hovis next time ASOS, thanks.

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7. Fabric rationing

Either some serious editing went on in the catalogue picture, or there's a fabric shortage going on...are we on rations, ASOS?

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8. Daddy long legs

Oh, that's where it went! No wonder they're having to cut corners on the jumpsuits with jeans that long. Anyone know a giraffe with cold legs?

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9. I swear something's missing

We'd say hop, but we're not sure how feasible that is in 5-inch stilettos...

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10. So bad it's good

What, where, how?!

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11. If at first you don't succeed, try, try & try again!

You've got to admire their persistence...the grey jumper's meant to be, Danielle! It's a sign!

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12. Can anyone else feel that breeze?

Oviously part of ASOS' super super super (super super) petite range. The only explanation.

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Had a major #ASOSFail yourself? Send your online shopping disasters in to the Reviews.io team, or Tweet us at @reviews_experts for a chance to be featured. Go on, give us a giggle!

Oh, and while you're here, why not head over to ASOS' review collection page and leave them a review?